Current mood:	sleepy
Current music:	Dartha the Beautiful

Corrupt Foundation
Brock Stringham here reporting once again from Lord Darthac’s beautiful castle. I’m including a short article regarding the Foundation’s obvious plot to rule the world. I wish I could write more, but this place makes me feel so relaxed that it just doesn’t seem right to work. I haven’t felt this good in years; I don’t know why more people don’t live here in Dartha, especially considering their charming and charismatic regent. Of course, Dillie, my little chimpy doesn’t help me work, climbing all over me whenever I sit down to type – isn’t that true Dillie? But mama doesn’t mind, no she doesn’t! The only real annoyance is Ninja Person’s bottle counting and screams of agony. Hm. My head really hurt there for a second… Sooo sleepy. I think I’ll take a nap.


Ninja Person Awaiting Trial?

DARTHA – Lord Darthac, regent, supreme chancellor, and head honcho of the sovereign principality of Dartha announced today that he intends to try Foundation “hero” Ninja Person for theft and sabotage. Darthac has agreed to drop all charges, if his family heirloom is returned.

The Foundation has yet to make any official announcement concerning Ninja Person or the now infamous Red Rock. Their silence has led many critics to believe that not only is the Foundation guilty of impinging on the rights of another nation, but, more importantly, that they are hoping to use the Red Rock to create a weapon and take over White Stone.

For years Lord Darthac has warned the world about the corrupt nature of the Foundation and their plans to rule the world. Lord Darthac’s warnings, however, were never heeded, until now. The continued presence of Ninja Person in Darthac’s castle points to the Foundation’s willingness to sacrifice one of their own in the name of imperialism.

Lord Darthac has made every effort to make peace with the Foundation, but their silence has only increased the tension between the two sides. If violence does break out, we’ll know who to blame.